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workaholics:

Cocaine. Nature’s brain food. Without it, you could find yourself in a thought rut like Adam and Ders.
All outta booga sugar? Here are some other things that might help you think good yourselfs*:
Provoke your neighbor’s dog
Munch on some chicken bullion cubes
Pick that knee scab until it’s in the shape of a cool scar
Throw some cinder blocks off a bridge
Call a random person in your phone, tell them you’re looking to poop
Chillax Murder
Mix a bunch of fruit liquers together, call it a “Fruit Basket”, chug it, then fight crime
*None of these things will help you think good, and probably should never be attempted in any way ever.
Make the good thinker’s choice and watch Workaholics this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

Cocaine. Nature’s brain food. Without it, you could find yourself in a thought rut like Adam and Ders.

All outta booga sugar? Here are some other things that might help you think good yourselfs*:

Provoke your neighbor’s dog

Munch on some chicken bullion cubes

Pick that knee scab until it’s in the shape of a cool scar

Throw some cinder blocks off a bridge

Call a random person in your phone, tell them you’re looking to poop

Chillax Murder

Mix a bunch of fruit liquers together, call it a “Fruit Basket”, chug it, then fight crime

*None of these things will help you think good, and probably should never be attempted in any way ever.

Make the good thinker’s choice and watch Workaholics this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

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workaholics:

PEEWWWWW PEWWWWW!!!

It’s Workaholics Wednesday!

Fire off the arm cannons and let the lightning loose, today is your day! Hopefully you’re not in prison or juvy today, that’d be a bummer if we said it was your day and then you had to deal with all that red tape.

If you are free, paint the town, guys. It could be worse. You could be one of those people who IS locked up. Right?

“High Art” paints your canvas, Workaholics fans, tonight at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

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